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I came so u can suck it

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thats cause yew know i’m the only one who can suck it real good

as long as your suckin it, i dont really care

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Wassup dawg!

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came back for more huh

I came so u can suck it

bornagainkennym:

ericfuckingcartman:

Kenny looked away for a little bit, trying to figure out what to say. “Um…he..” He swallowed hard, looking at Eric and silently trying to make him catch on to what he was trying to say.

He gritted his teeth and turned around, grabbing onto Kennys hand “C-come on lets just go see him..” He said, trying to sound like anything other than how he really felt. “Your car please..”

He held onto Eric’s hand tightly, giving him a slight frown, but nodding. The blonde went closer to him, kissing him gently before leading him out the door and to the car without a word.

He kissed him back and made sure to lock the door once they were out. He was grumbling to himself all the way to the car. When Kenny unlocked the door, he got into the passengers seat

allpowerfulcartman:

ericfuckingcartman started following you

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aw hell nah

Wassup dawg!

articpolar:

tie dying shirts with the blood of your unfollowers

vvebkinz:

vincent van gogh more like vincent van bro

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satansglitterystrap-on:

hobolunchbox:

Tension.

i cAN’T bReaTHE HElp

Kenny looked away for a little bit, trying to figure out what to say. “Um…he..” He swallowed hard, looking at Eric and silently trying to make him catch on to what he was trying to say.

He gritted his teeth and turned around, grabbing onto Kennys hand “C-come on lets just go see him..” He said, trying to sound like anything other than how he really felt. “Your car please..”

He squeezed onto Kennys hand as he talked and by the time he was done, he was looking down in his lap, grumbling to himself. After a few moments and stood up, rubbing his eyes “I have to go see him. Is he okay?”

“Yeah, he’s okay. He’s hurt, but you can go see him.” He stood up with Eric and wrapped an arm around his shoulders. “I’ll come with you, okay?”

He nodded and bit down on his lower. He took a few deep breaths before looking at him “What do you mean..got him?”

lovemoneyduckfunny:

Logging into Tumblr tired of not having enough Sweet, Sexy, Nerdy lady on your Dash? I want you. I need you. Oh baby. Oh baby.

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Make me cry using only 2 words

ericfuckingcartman:

bornagainkennym:

ericfuckingcartman:

oh yeah Eric just texted meh that Kahls visiting him. Im about to go over there too

Eric..-sighs- Kyle’s not visiting.

-tilts head- Huh? What do you mean?

-holds his hand- Do you want me to take time to explain…

He squeezed onto Kennys hand as he talked and by the time he was done, he was looking down in his lap, grumbling to himself. After a few moments and stood up, rubbing his eyes “I have to go see him. Is he okay?”

chibiceramir:

[[(*scoots part 7 into the post) Please…you’ve been on my computer for about a month….get up here so I can move on.]]

Finally! Part 7 of ReplacED is here! Considering that everyone sent me messages in regards to the amount of tears I caused in Part 6, I thought I may as well fluff it up a little to make up for the long wait as well as the tears. Please enjoy as I start outlining Part 8.

The other comic parts can be found here:

http://chibiceramir.tumblr.com/replacEDcomic

*Cries and eats massive amounts of chocolate icecream*

bornagainkennym:

ericfuckingcartman:

oh yeah Eric just texted meh that Kahls visiting him. Im about to go over there too

Eric..-sighs- Kyle’s not visiting.

-tilts head- Huh? What do you mean?

-holds his hand- Do you want me to take time to explain before we go?

He furrows his eye brows and he frowns “W-what? what happened Kinny?” He asked, scared of the answer